You may remember our Christmas in San Diego article, in which we explore holiday festivities that can be had simply by wearing a Santa hat. Well, this Christmas, we are lucky enough to have two Santa hats! Let’s enjoy the spirit of the season as we have a wacky fantasy adventure with Santa Sisters! ?????
We are at beautiful Balboa Park, a 1,200-acre (4.9 km2) historic urban cultural park in San Diego, California. And we have not seen each other in so very long.
Oh, there you are!
We run excitedly towards each other, careful not to trip on our skirts.
We are filled with glee as we run. Oh, wouldn’t it be fun to have some of our glee?
Finally, we are together. Let’s explore the park and see what fun things we can do together!
Scratch and Sniff
We Santa Sisters missed each other sooooo much. We are very happy to be together.
Like many sisters, we have special games we play when we are together.
We call this game “Scratch and Sniff.” We are sure all of you sisters play the same game!
I feel tingly down there when I do this.
It’s fun to share! Do you ever share such fun?
It’s called Scratch and Sniff, not Scratch and Swallow! Oh, what crazy Santa Sisters we are!
The best way to spend the day is with your Santa Sister, don’t you agree?
We have a slavedeer with us who services our every need. We love our slavedeer.
*Not his real name.
We take care of slavedear, ensuring that he is well-fed and well-groomed.
slavedear is fun to play with. He is happy being our slavedeer.
All slavedeers love to be straddled, and ours is no different. I wish I could ride slavedear all day long!
“Oh, no!” I tell my Sister. “I’m afraid I’ve spread my Christmas cheer is all over slavedear’s back!”
“Ho ho ho!” my Sister laughs. “It’s like you are kissing him from the other side.” ? Oh, the fun we have with slavedear!
The Lion Fountain is famous for being a Lion Fountain. Grrrrrrrr, baby!
We find a funny fountain at Balboa Park. Why would a lion have water coming from its mouth? But, oh, no! The sound of the water makes us have to pee. Call slavedear, quick!
Oh, well. slavedear is running an errand for us, so we’ll have to hold it. Time for cuddling with my favorite Sister!
We once read that “The view of the Botanical Building with the Lily Pond and Lagoon in the foreground is one of the most photographed scenes in Balboa Park and a “must-see” destination in San Diego.” So, let’s take photographs of Santa Sisters by the Lily Pond!
The Lily Pond is wonderful! Let’s go on the bridge to get a closer look!
We love looking at all the fish and lilies in the Lily Pond. Can you see any lilies?
Sometimes lilies are hard to find. But not today!
We are very excited to see so many lilies. We wish everyone could see such wonderful lilies!
It’s a beautiful day to be outside with your Sister and lilies, the perfect combination!
Could Santa Sisters have more fun with lilies? Hey….wait a minute!
While we are enjoying a view of the lilies of the Lily Pond, everyone else is enjoying a view of us in front of the lilies of the Lily Pond! I guess we are now Lily Models!
Santa’s sleigh is full of presents. Let’s go visit it!
Have you ever seen such wonderful presents? It would be so much fun to unwrap them and play with them!
We try to get closer to the presents, but it’s hard; this wall is too high. Wait, we have an idea!
From here, the presents are very easy to see! When you see such wonderful presents close-up, it makes you wish for special Santa Sister Christmas treats!
Spanish Village is a collection of quaint buildings and colorful courtyards that were originally built in 1935.
Spanish Village is the perfect place to cuddle, under the green trees with the smell of genuine Spanish Kettle Corn.
We are happy, but we are also sad. We miss slavedear.
Oh, slavedear! We missed you so much. We are happy that you are with us now. And slavedear’s back has a lingering scent of Christmas cheer! Good slavedear!
We rub slavedear on all the places that he loves. What, slavedear? There are other places you love to be rubbed? Why, whatever do you mean?
Wait. Is this what you want, slavedear?
slavedear is unhappy with us for pretending not to know where he likes to be petted. Well, that will not do. slavedear is not permitted to be cross with us.
It seems that slavedear forgot that he is a slavedeer. Well, Santa Sisters should be able to handle that situation, don’t you agree? A little Sisterly “encouragement” will do the trick!
Bea Evenson Fountain
Bea Evenson Fountain is named after the famous Bea Evenson and is a fountain.
After a short but vigorous petting, slavedear feels a sense of release, and is once again happy to be with us. He poses for us by the water fountain.
slavedear continues to show his appreciation for our capable and thorough petting skills by posing as we’ve taught him.
Santa Sisters and slavedear enjoy a three-way hug. slavedear tells us that he loves three-ways, and now we know why!
slavedear says that he is experiencing resolution. We are so very happy that he is able to make such decisions. We are the luckiest Santa Sister’s in the world!!
Lord of the Dance
We see an advertisement for Lord of the Dance, the Irish musical and dance production that was created, choreographed, and produced by Irish-American dancer Michael Flatley, and decide to take a short rest.
Apparently, the star of Lord of the Dance is a Spanish fellow named Jesús. We wonder if he would like to have Santa Sisters dance in his show. “Lord of the Dance starring the Santa Sisters and Jesús.” We gave ourselves top billing. ?
slavedear’s favorite dancer is Snoopy. We said that slavedear likes to dance; we didn’t say he was very good at it. ?
When you have a slavedeer, you must be patient. slavedeers sometime behave very un-slavedeer-like, especially when they have strong urges to be petted.
Oh, what a wonderful slavedeer! He wasn’t misbehaving at all, but instead was thanking us for petting him. All Santa Sisters should have a slavedeer.
slavedear is very happy right now.
slavedeer tip: When slavedear hugs us like this, he likes to take long, slow breaths through his nose. He says it relaxes him. Be sure to encourage your slavedeer to do the same.
Garden of Earthly Delights
There are many special places in Balboa Park for Santa Sisters to enjoy each other.
If we made a bible, our god would create a garden just for Santa Sisters to be with each other and enjoy the delightful adventures that Santa Sisters have.
In that garden of earthly delights, Santa Sisters would always have fun. Do you think it would be fun to be in a garden full of delightful Santa Sisters?
We think slavedear is experiencing a form of parmaqqay. slavedeers typically do not enjoy neutering, particularly because anesthesia is not used during the procedure, but that may be our only solution. slavedear, behave yourself!
As we were saying, a garden full of Santa Sisters would certainly be a garden of earthly delights, do you agree? If you had Santa Sisters like us, what would you do that was delightful?
Fun with slavedear
We realize that we are not being fair with slavedear. As we said, slavedear loves to serve us, to make us happy. Santa Sisters should be more understanding of their slavedeer’s needs.
We call slavedear to us and direct him to kneel. It’s one of his favorite positions!
We are happy when slavedear is happy. Oh, what a wonderful slavedeer!
Could Santa Sisters have a better slavedeer?
If you and your Santa Sister had a slavedeer, would he service you? Do you think that would be fun?
Odyssey III has nothing to do with Greece, but is a “riotous orangey-red-painted assembly of aluminum discs.” Oh, the special things we find at Balboa Park!
Part of the fun of being Santa Sisters is the abundance of boobs. Everywhere you look or grab, you are rewarded with boobs!
Sometimes, when I play with my Sister, I punish her boobs. But it’s not really punishment, because she likes it. Oh, I love my Sister!
My Sister has many fun places to be punished. If only she didn’t like pain so much…. ?
When slavedear hears the slap of the crop on my Sister’s behind, he runs to join us. slavedear is such a fun toy!
Sometimes pain can feel good. If you know Santa Sisters like us, perhaps you could ask them to give you pain. Do you think you would enjoy that?
We leave the red discs and find a nice bench to sit on.
We didn’t realize how much fun we were having and how tired we are feeling. It’s time to take a short rest on a park bench.
slavedear suddenly runs towards us! What crazy thing is he doing now?
Sometimes our slavedeer is overwhelmed with happiness and love and gives us a super-big hug. slavedear is the sweetest slavedeer in the world!
We find a long, winding stairway, and decide to take a photograph to be used on the cover of a record album, when we decide to record one. ?
Don’t we look good? When we have a record album, we will call it, “Santa Sisters.” Can you guess why?
And this will be the back cover. Pretty classic, don’t you think?
Santa Sisters Relaxing
We decide to take a photograph of ourselves for our annual Christmas card. And what better photograph than Santa Sisters relaxing.
This is the photograph we will send to our family and friends. The smiles of Santa Sisters will bring joy to their hearts.
Although you can still see our smiles, this photograph shows our serious side, as if we are contemplating the wonderful gift of Santa Sisters. We will send it to the friendly folks we work with and to all our religious friends.
And this is the photograph that we will hang above the fireplace for our yearly neighborhood party. Who wouldn’t love spending their time looking at the smiles of such happy Santa Sisters?
Until next year, Santa Sisters and slavedear wish you all happy holidays!
A special holiday Thank You.
We could not share all our wacky adventures without a photographer willing to take and process thousands of photographs. If only there was some special way Santa Sisters could thank him… ?